What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 10:01

A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
Dr No
Moonraker
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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Octopussy
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
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